1. Notes: 49682 / 1 month ago  from baddie (originally from loveclaire)
    baddie: chudessny: eft: (nansan:petradactyl:) From Jeanette Winterson’s Boating for Beginners: “Besides, Mrs. Munde wanted to talk about the Hallelujah Hamburger.” From Michael Chabon’s Mysteries of Pittsburgh: “…she was intent on fooling with her piles of books and did not glance up.” From Daniel H. Wilson, Ph.D.’s Where’s My Jetpack?: “…rising straight up into the air like a helicopter for a vertical takeoff.” From Barbarians: A Handbook for Aspiring Savages by Dr. Byron Clavicle and Grute Skullbasher: “Your choices are to either slaughter henchmen or submit to being captured, the latter can be handy if you’ve forgotten where your real enemy lives.” LOL.

    baddie:

    chudessny:

    eft:

    (nansan:petradactyl:)

    From Jeanette Winterson’s Boating for Beginners: “Besides, Mrs. Munde wanted to talk about the Hallelujah Hamburger.”

    From Michael Chabon’s Mysteries of Pittsburgh: “…she was intent on fooling with her piles of books and did not glance up.”

    From Daniel H. Wilson, Ph.D.’s Where’s My Jetpack?: “…rising straight up into the air like a helicopter for a vertical takeoff.”

    From Barbarians: A Handbook for Aspiring Savages by Dr. Byron Clavicle and Grute Skullbasher: “Your choices are to either slaughter henchmen or submit to being captured, the latter can be handy if you’ve forgotten where your real enemy lives.”

    LOL.

    (Source: loveclaire)

     

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